Get 'Em Off

It does exactly what it says on the tin. Very funny new musical with a hint of pantomime which delivers just what you might expect.

Once again the theatre is transformed with great imagination by David Shields using angles and colour to make this space seem much bigger, with pull out sections to give simple but effective changes of location. Sam House lights it all effectively, setting the scene and turning the mood.

After a slow start we get into a fun story of a Croydon gay bar’s attempt to win a national strip contest. There are many stories within this main theme, all of which are well developed. Some great songs, naughty lyrics and scandalous one-liners. Although the first half could be shorter, the effort given delivers in the second. I hope they will sort out problems with mics, which left many actors fighting to be heard – except Quinny who powers through.

Dereck Walker as Quinny rules his bar and pushes the show along with aplomb. Great timing and just enough rapport with the audience to draw us in. In or out of drag, he draws us into his disappointment and lets us share his hopes.

Michael Nelson gives us a credible Milosh, just enough of an accent without being cliché. He works well with Ashley Daniels as Ricky to set up a credible love story which gently develops through the show.

David Michel Hands has a very challenging role – all the baddies and more. He succeeds in making the voices subtly different, but I would have liked a contrast in physicality. Changing costume and a new hat is a very old Theatre in Education way of differentiation.

Another interesting relationship is shown between Stuart Harris as teacher Brian and Joe Goldie as unrepentant, rampant twink Mitch. I’m so glad this didn’t develop into anything dodgy. Stuart may be a little young for the role, but he delights in escaping his closeted life and blossoms within the troupe. Joe shines as he pirouettes across the stage, sharing his relish in the scene.

Tom Bowen (Luke) convinces as the one straight character and strongly charts his move into, out of, and back into the act.

The cast have real physiques – not all gym bunnies, but real men who are not afraid of their weaknesses – which are all revealed to us leading to a glorious finale. If you’re looking for the South East’s third best amateur strippers, get to Above the Stag and share the glory!

Derek Benfield