Find the best Artie's Singing Kettle - Silly Songs kids show tickets at Orkney Theatre, Kirkwall. In a brand-new show, the Singing Kettle's founder, Artie dusts off the kettles and asks the audience to say the famous rhyme. Inside clues to the silliest songs he can remember from the vast Singing Kettle repertoire: "Little Duckie Duddles", "That's What I Learned in the School" and, of course. "Ye Cannae Shove Yer Granny aff the Bus". Wear a Funny Hat to the show and join the party atmosphere.!