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Josh has always hated the macarena. Whilst all the other kids were forming perfect lines of harmonious arm waving it can be rest assured he would be somewhere in the back of the disco flailing around, as if fighting a swarm of bees singlehandedly. And whilst in hindsight this childhood rebellion holds an air of nostalgic outsider romance, it has now left him with a very serious problem. Josh is rubbish at dancing with other people. Or talking to them. Or interacting with them in general for that matter. On the other hand he did once read ?A Brief History of Time' by Stephen Hawking so he reckons he'll probably be alright. So now armed only with the basic grasp of physics, a handful of songs from the 80's and the funkiest hips this side of the Dartmoor he's on a quest to become the dancing machine he always knew he could be. How high exactly should you put your hands in the air to indicate the appropriate levels of not caring? If a man dances in a forest like no one is watching, and no one is watching him is he really dancing? Is the hokey cokey really what it's all about? Really? Josh doesn't know, but he's damn well going to find out.