Information for The Scummy Mummies - Greatest Hits at The Witham, Barnard Castle (Comedy). The Scummy Mummies Show is an evening of laughs for less-than-perfect parents. Comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson cover a wide range of parenting topics, from pelvic floors and play-dates to farting and fish fingers. Based on the UK's No.1 Kids and Family Podcast, as recommended by The Telegraph and BBC's Woman's Hour. Expect songs, sketches, stand-up and very scummy stories! For a decade now, the Scummy Mummies have been touring their hit comedy show to sold-out audiences around the country. Now they're bringing all their most-loved songs, sketches, and stand-up together for a night that will make you laugh till you wee.