Information for The Scummy Mummies - Christmas Show at The Benenden Theatre, Cranbrook (Comedy). The Scummy Mummies Show is an evening of laughs for less-than-perfect parents. Comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson cover a wide range of parenting topics, from pelvic floors and play-dates to farting and fish fingers. Based on the UK's No.1 Kids and Family Podcast, as recommended by The Telegraph and BBC's Woman's Hour. Expect songs, sketches, stand-up and very scummy stories! Ho, Ho, Ho... it's the Scummy Mummies Christmas Show. Back by popular demand, comedians Helen Thorn and Ellie Gibson with their Christmas themed comedy show. Expect scummy carols, yuletide sketches, festive stand-up and very scummy Santa stories!